Breaking
Into Hollywood By Bill Lae You’ve
heard about it. You’ve thought about it. Some do it.
More fantasize doing it. Have you ever really stopped to think
about it? No, seriously. If we were talking about any other
business that produces a product or service, would you actually
talk about breaking into it? “I broke into Nuclear Physics!
Yep. One night, I had this idea about subatomic particles
and then BANG! I was in.” Or: “I broke into architecture.
I told Trump about my childhood dream of a glass tower and
he had to have it!” ‘Sound ridiculous? It is.
It just could not, would not happen, Sam I am. I bet it’s
just as hard to “break into” pig farming. Pig
farmers aren’t going to want to risk their valuable
commodities on someone that hasn’t “worked the
farm.”
I would venture to say that those that need to break in rather
than earn their way in have nothing of value to exchange or
they haven’t the experience necessary to walk in and
“get the job.” After all, isn’t that why
robbers break into banks? They’re not there for an exchange.
They’re there for the taking. By all means, shoot for
having a studio exec put his hands in the air, but not at
gunpoint. If you have something of value, especially extreme
value (like a great script), then there is no need to break
in. The doors will open. They’ll throw their arms in
the air with glee. (Once Hollywood has it, your script may
end up looking like the pig farmer’s pigs got a hold
of it, but that’s another story.)
You are welcome to enter the gates and trade in Hollywood
when you have something of value. Having something of value
usually entails having spent the time, energy, and effort
to create it, mold it, and sculpt it. This may be bad news
to some, but I’m gambling that it’s good news
to you just as it’s really good news to the people (writers,
producers, directors, actors, etc) serious about contributing
in Hollywood. Often, hopefuls are depressed by the “numbers.”
You’ll hear or read the bad news: “Each year,
the studios receive over a million screenplays: a hundred
are optioned, fifty are made, and forty of those aren’t
spec.”
The good news is that 99.9% of the spec screenplays are indistinguishable
from what the pigs are prolific at generating. (It’s
been said that the brown layer of smog hovering over L.A.
is not from car exhaust but the stench of bad scripts.) The
writers of such screenplays could hope for nothing more than
to “break-in.” (Some do. Some of this stuff does
get made. I bet you have five examples on your short list.
Me too.) It’s true that some people have one great script
or performance in them without any real experience or education,
but those with staying power must know their craft. A more
accurate cliché’ in Hollywood is that “every
overnight success is years in the making.” Rather than
trying to break in, I challenge you to earn your way in. So,
if you’re hoping to be the William Hung of Screenwriters,
just remember that Ed Wood wasn’t a success until long
after he was gone, and I’m positive we won’t be
seeing or hearing anything more from him.
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